I am in a vortex of obligation.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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