Buhtt sex?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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