I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
This toilet bowl is my home.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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