He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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