Will you blow on my dice?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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