I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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