best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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