mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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