Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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