is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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