No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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