About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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