yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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