how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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