Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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