you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
