I can text with my tongue
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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