Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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