i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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