I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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