love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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