what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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