i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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