Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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