he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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