Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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