I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
time to smoke my breakfast
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
