this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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