the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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