I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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