Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
it's great music for shaving your balls
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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