They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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