It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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