We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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