I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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