the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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