i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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