you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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