fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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