We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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