the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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