one might say we're banned from that church
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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