Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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