i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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