Duck Duck Cougar?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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