Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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