Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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