She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
