I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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