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No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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