THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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