its not stalking. its research.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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