Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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