I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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