I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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