I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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