I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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