I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
