Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
