i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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