# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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