It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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